What? The? Fuck?

The former CEO of HP, Carly Fiorina, is in a primary race for the GOP slot v. Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA). In this endeavor, Fiorina has made a campaign ad. A very scary, extremely insane campaign ad, the likes of which Madam has never seen before and which must be viewed, in its entirety, to be believed.  Behold:

I laughed; I cried; I pissed my pants, curled up in a fetal position and screamed for my mommy! Then I did another bong hit.

Seriously, WTF?!

What fucked-up focus group /ad agency gave this weird-ass shit a thumbs up? “Yes, we, the voters, are sheep, and portraying us as such will surely be a successful tactic to secure our votes” AND “Why, yes, I have taken acid and had some scary-ass hallucinations concerning demonic sheep”?!

Anyway, I know what this year’s Halloween costume will be. Assuming I can procure me some laser eyes and a fuzzy, tan Slankette, or Snuggie, or whatever the PC folks are calling blonde fake fleecy robe-wear these days.

Published in: on February 4, 2010 at 23:01  Leave a Comment  

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